you're not gonna reach my telephone!

[rachel berry]

RACHEL BERRY
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FAMILY people by barbra streisand
FRIENDS ray of light by madonna
UNKNOWN take a bow by rihanna
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MISSED CALL on my own by lea salonga



QUINN ELYSE FABRAY
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I've heard it said that
people come into our lives for a reason
Bringing something we must learn


SETH AUGUST HALL
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ooh girl, shock me like an electric eel
baby girl
turn me on with your electric feel


LORELAI GRACE ANCHORS
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leave all your lovin', your lovin' behind
you can't carry it with you
if you want to survive


NOAH JAMES PUCKERMAN
can be reached at (419) 657 - 3054
hands touching hands
reaching out, touching me
touching you. oh sweet caroline.


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[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

hey, baby, i miss you. and i want you.

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

.. nothing. just wishing you were here. what're you wearing? yeah. sure. britney in glee. got it. what're you wearing?

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

yeah, i kind of am. sorry. i haven't seen rent yet.. you'll erm, have to show me. .. just a rent shirt? i can work with this. and i like your height, stay small. are you wearing panties with your shirt?~

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

yeah. sounds perfect, babe.
aw. you should come round and give me one anyway. then stay for a while, bring rent and.. and cuddle, of course.
.. i do? .. well. play along then? just for tonight.
please.

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

that's exactly what i'm suggesting, babe. hey, i'm not going to judge you. i said please..

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

just a one time thing, i promise. unless you want to come round to mine and make out, of course. hey, it's just me. noah, okay? erm. just tell me what you want to do to me, or something. xx

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

... you're so sweet, rachel. oh? well, what kind of dirty dreams do you have, then?
.. britney. okay. what is it? xx

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

no, it wasn't sarcasm, baby. i promise.
really? .. okay. tell me more? details?
.... okay. this britney thing just got interesting.

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

then i'll continue to call you baby, baby.
oh.. oh. that is hot. okay. and did you enjoy it?
don't feel slutty, baby. you're still innocent to me.
but.. any more of these.. nice dreams?
and i'd like that, very much. with you in it, of course.

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

sure. pookie or..puckles..works. haha. well. you know you only have to ask if you want the live thing, y'know. i can make it special for you. way more special than up against ballet mirrors~ thought that'd be a hot first time. just saying. not even the full works, baby. you can just touch if you want to.
.. expand? /whutnothorny.

..okay. those are really sweet. i ..love your socks. and.. your..body.. xxxx

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

i know. i was just saying that when you're ready, i'll be here. of course, i understand if you'd rather lose it to someone else.
.. oh, i do love your dreams, baby. got any more? they're helping my ha-.. nevermind.
you're welcome.
where did i lick it from, anyway?
xx

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

you should dream up some more.
then tell me. deal? i'll share some things with you.
.. i think you already know, baby.
with my hand. i'm a very talented texter. one hand..
please catch my drift.
oh? well i do have a good tongue, even if i do say so myself. xxx

[noah puckerman]

FROM NOAH PUCKERMAN

good. and i wasn't going to tell you but you insisted on knowing. yes, i am, rachel. i'm a guy, it's what i do. and you just make me horny, okay? sorry. just don't think about it baby. or you can. i'm sure your dream was.. up to scale with me. and you're amazing, yourself, baby. xxxx