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Post by noah puckerman on Oct 3, 2010 15:58:38 GMT -5
NOAH PUCKERMANcan be reached at (4 1 9) 6 5 7 - 3 0 5 4 !  "hey, it's puck, you know what to do."  default ;; the party scene by all time low
text alert ;; that girl's a trick by this providence
voicemail alert ;; apple shampoo blink 182
missed call ;; dress to impress by callahan
family ;; annabelle by a rocket to the moon
friends ;; contagious by boys like girls
unknown ;; hot mess by cobra starship   
RACHEL BARBARA BERRY
can be reached at 725 - 4406
My loneliness is killing me and I, I must confess
I still believe. When I'm not with you I lose my mind,
Give me a sign, Hit me baby one more time.
 
QUINN ELYSE FABRAY
can be reached at 841 - 2917
Beth I hear you calling,
but I can't come home right now,
Me and the boys are playing,
 you have forty seven unread text messages in your inbox
you have one hundred sixty two messages in your inbox
you have one unheard voicemail. press call to dial voicemail
you have two messages saved into drafts. press clear to delete.  this phone layout was so graciously made by folieadeux of CAUTION 2.0 !
the lyrics are entirely by all time low ! please do not remove this
credit or you will have a stalker on your hands telling you how
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 3, 2010 16:05:53 GMT -5
 FROM RACHEL BERRYHey sweetie! I miss you too and I want
to see you. What are you up to? I was
just reading my Barbra Streisand autobiography
she is such an idol. I was also listening to
Britney, we should do her in Glee, right?
(: xx
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 3, 2010 16:10:13 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYYou seem sort of distracted, are you
alright pookie? (Did you see what I did
there, that's what Maureen from RENT
calls her love interests! I might use it
more, do you like it?) Now? Well, just
my RENT tour t-shirt, it's too big for me
I'm so little. xx
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 4, 2010 1:38:23 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYOh I will! We can eat popcorn and watch it,
you'll love it I'm sure. We could maybe
cover some of the songs in Glee, woudln't
that be fun? (: Aww, you want me to
stay small, that's cute. I would give you
a hug if we weren't texting!
...Yes I am. Noah are you alright? You
seem kind of.. horny. xx
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 4, 2010 13:07:33 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYWhat do you mean play along? Are you
suggesting I send you dirty messages?
Because I've never really done that
before and I wouldn't know what I was
doing so it would be really awkward. x
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 4, 2010 13:19:32 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYWell you know how I appreciate it when
you say please, (makes a change!)
but I would feel so awkward, it's just
not what I'm used to. Where do I
start? ): x
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 4, 2010 14:58:12 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYWhat I... want to do to you? I want
to cuddle you? Or are you talking
dirty? Because you're better talking
to my subconscious, my dreams are
always dirtier than anything else.
I'm putting together my Britney
outfit already btw! <3
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 4, 2010 15:05:15 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYWas that sarcasm? If so it was mean because
you know I have difficulty picking up on it! As
for my dreams, erm. Well. I had a certain one
involving me and you in the ballet studio last
night, if you must know. Woke up all sweaty
and out of breath, made me wonder if it was
real and you had violated me in my sleep. Oh!
Have you seen the Baby One More Time video,
well, of course you have. Anyway, it's the schoolgirl
one from that video! xx
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 4, 2010 15:14:27 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYDid I tell you I like it when you call
me baby? It's very cute. You're very
cute. Erm. You walked in on my dance
rehearsal after football and sort of.. did me
against the mirrors. I.. I feel kind of slutty
now. I'll send you an image of the outfit
later if you want. xx
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 4, 2010 15:32:38 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYCan I call you something back? Like
Pookie (as previously suggested) or maybe
Puckles. I did enjoy it, I guess. You were very..
talented, should I say? Like your singing! Uh,
I had one about me and you in my room
with some, uh, whipped cream. And okay, I'll
send you one now, hold on. xx
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 4, 2010 15:45:02 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYI don't know if I'm quite ready to do
that Pookie. I'm still young and I'm only
doing this because I want to make you
happy. As for the dream, I just liked the way
you know, you licked it... off of me. I'm the
colour of a beetroot right now, you know
that? You have that effect on my Pookie.
Thanks for the... compliment? (: xx
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 4, 2010 15:52:17 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYNot really anymore that leap to mind, I
mean I have them occasionally, depends
if you were looking good at school that
day, Pookie. Helping your what? Tell me!
I like to know everything. And, erm. Well
from my neck, because that's sensitive
and my.. my thighs. And.. elsewhere. xx
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 5, 2010 1:54:46 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYOkay- deal! And.. you're not... you know
are you? That's kind of.. out of my
comfort zone, don't make me feel
uncomfortable, pookie. And yes, I
will agree with the latter. You're a
great kisser. xx
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Post by rachel berry on Oct 5, 2010 13:14:17 GMT -5
FROM RACHEL BERRYReally? I do? I don't think Finn ever saw any
physical attraction in me, he just liked my voice.
So it's nice to be told I have that effect on the
'biggest stud in the school'. I am? Thank you,
my mouth gets lots of exercise what with my
singing and I do like to talk, you know that. I
know I'm not on par with Quinn, on looks or
popularity, but I'm glad you've looked past that.
Are we done sexting now, Pookie? xx
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